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Date: Tue, 04 Jul 2000 03:28:18 EDT
From: "::[ Leitch ]::" <big_leitch@hotmail.com>
To: otaku@deepthought.armory.com

I'm sending you this email because I get annoyed when you give me false hope
by changing the date on the "last update" part of your front page, and
you're "just checking in". I understand you have a life, but when I'm bored,
i want to be able to check the site and see something NEW. I loathe the
"just checking in" update. It makes me scream "DAMNIT I LIKE TO HIT
TIHNGS?!@#?" at the top of my lungs. That makes my mother and her roomate
wake up and bitch at me, which in turn makes me want to beat people
mercilessly. And if i go to jail because you like to to tempt me with your
crap, i'm going to beat you with a deflated basketball. I want to hack your
computer and update the site myself. No, fuck that, I am going to hack your
computer the old fashioned way. With an axe.

So in conclusion,

"DAMNIT I LIKE TO HIT THINGS",
there will be a basketball beating with your name on it if you don't start
updating the site (AND I MEAN UPDATING THE SITE) in regular, LESS THAN 3
MONTH intervals,
i have not had a cigarette in 3 DAYS and i'm PERFECTLY CRANKY ENOUGH WITHOUT
YOUR SHIT AND ooh the dynamite hack video is on.
sorry, this takes precedence over your letter.

update the site.

:::[leitch]:::
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