Subject: May Day's Market Be Damned to HFIL
Date: Tue, 29 Feb 2000 21:37:27 -0800
From: Chris Psaros <otaku@deepthought.armory.com>
Organization: Dis
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dragonball

Well over 20 different varieties of porno mags

Plenty of wine

Even those godforsaken tic tac toe Chee-tos that give true Chee-tos a
bad name

I do not want any of this

I want the new TV Guide with the DBZ article in it

But it was not to be

Now I have to WAIT until tomorrow.

Here is a haiku to sum up the adventure that has consumed the last 20
minutes of my life:

Wanted TV Guide
All I found was porno mags
No one hears my cries

- Chris